英语邮件自动回复
发布:福州环球雅思学校 发布时间:2010-8-19 9:07:59
1: i am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if i fail to get the position .
2: i'm not really out of the office. i'm just ignoring you.
3: you are receiving this automatic notification because i am out of the office. if i was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4: sorry to have missed you but i am at the doctors having my brain removed so that i may be promoted to management
5: i will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until i return from vacation on 4/18. please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
6: thank you for your email. your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7: the e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. please restart your computer and try sending again.'
( the beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
8: thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. you are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
9: hi. i'm thinking about what you've just sent me. please wait by your pc for my response.
10: hi! i'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. don't bother to leave me any messages.
11: i've run away to join a different circus.
and, finally, this one takes the cake:
12: i will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
when i return, please refer to me as ' maria' instead of ' steve '